check yo'self befoe yew wreck yoself

ohhhhhh man....thats all i got is...ohhhhhhhh man! tonight i was out with my friends at some bro bar (that i didnt really prefer) chit chattin and cathcin up...and i got so grossed out. it takes a lot to gross me out...well maybe not a lot...but this whole situation really got me annoyed and grossed out.
so there were about 8 of us all sitting in a booth...and gabriella started to crack up and point over at the juke box. we all looked over to find two girls grinding up on eachother hardcore. if you didnt know youd think a soft core porn was taking place! at first i was postitve that these chicks must be gay....but then...low and be hold...one of the girls boyfriends was sitting 2 feet away enjoying the show. i couldnt believe how nasty these girls were acting in public. it was so unneccesary. i saw through the whole situation. ive seen stuff like this plenty of times in the past....but normally when i do ive been drinking so i dont really take notice. but tonight i was sippin on water...so it made everything that much funnier. but these girls just really dissapointed me. i could see exactly what they were doing. it was sad. i felt bad for them. cause they looked horrible. and cheap. it wasnt just some funny thing like some girls do with their friends when a good song comes on...no it was a look at me...LOOK!!...we are dry humping eachother...dont you think were hot...doesnt that make you want ME?!!...kinda situation. i mean i could maybe 2% understand if it was a decent bump and grind song like biggie or luda...even michael J...but no...it was some gay ass song. i felt like i was in the movie american pie...or some other late 90's highschool/college moive...i was waiting for james vanderbeek to walk out any moment in a football jersey and shotgun a budwieser ....while slapping the waitresses ass. it was hilarious. despite the pure comedic flare that was goin on...i really felt grossed out on the girls. i just dont understand why sooo many women are sooooo desperate for attention!! they are willing to do anything. why???!! ive heard the whole...oh they are looking for attention cause they had no father bullshit....yea well BS!! my dad was partially MIA at times growing up...and shit i have no desire to hump some chick while 50 other gross salavating men watch!! i just want to know what happend to self respect???!! if you wanna go and get freaky behind closed doors with girls and or guys....than DO IT!! ill be your biggest cheerleader...but why do they feel the need to showcase it in public?? its just so sad. they are looking for attention in the most draining ways. all you have to do is turn on the TV to some gay reality show to see women actin' like complete fools for men...making themselves seem like a walking sex machine...who is willing to take any bitch down in order to get a rose from their man! its pathetic. i aint no hardcore feminist natzi. but i have respect...and just dont understand the women who desire sooooo much to get attention...and are willing to do just anything to get it. i think they need to put down the Cosmo magazines and sex and the city episodes and discover who they are. and what makes them....them!
and not base their identity solely off of the two breast they have!!!! sure being sexy and getting attention from a guy you like is fun...but there is a fine line between being a pig/trashy and being classy yet sexy at the same time. so i recommend to all the ladies out there who are searchin for love in all the wrong places to check yo'self befoe yew wreck yoself....and if you are lookin for some attention...then maybe try looking real hard in the mirror~